svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

  • Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
  • Audience: *cheers*
  • Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

(Source: fuckyeahdragrace.com)


faantasmic:

"i’m free."

rest in peace, robin williams.

slenclerman:

webabuser:

whoever created chinese food is my hero

probably the chinese

dickpong:

dickpong:

THIS STRANGER JUST OPENED MY FRONT DOOR PETTED MY DOG SAW ME AND LEFT

i just met my step-brother for the first time

throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe